Invisible chicken with rice
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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.