Parachute with reindeer
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Don“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.