Parachute with reindeer
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.