DRUNK SNOWMAN

Drunk snowman

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New jokes

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"