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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.