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Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."