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Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Don“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.