BABY LOOKING TO MILITARY TANK

Baby looking to military tank

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Where do babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!