SCARY HOUSE

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Scary house

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New jokes

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.