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Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.