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Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.