Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."