NECESSARY EQUIPMENT

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Necessary equipment

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New jokes

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."