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Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.