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Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"