BARCODE VS QR CODE

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Barcode vs QR code

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Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'