SPINNER IMPACT ON EARTH

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Spinner impact on earth

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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"