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Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.