MONKEY CHECKING DOG´S TEETH

Monkey checking dog´s teeth

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Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."