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Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.