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Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."