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Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."