BISCUIT FINGERS

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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!