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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.