Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.