LADDER FOR CAT

Ladder for cat

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Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.