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Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.