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Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.