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Cactus

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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Unhappy day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99