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Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.