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Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"