Hospital
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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.