Flamingo on crocodile
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Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.