FLAMINGO ON CROCODILE

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Flamingo on crocodile

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Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"