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Subway entrance

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School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.