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Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.