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Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.