Witches and black cats
Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.