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Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!