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Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."