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Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.