NON STICK FRY PAN

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Non stick fry pan

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Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.