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New jokes

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.