REAL IRON MAN IN HOUSE

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Real iron man in house

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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!