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Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."