APPLE STORE WITH GRANDMA

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Apple store with grandma

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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.