Apple store with grandma
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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.