TOO LAZY

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Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.