FAT BELLY NUDES

Fat belly nudes

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New jokes

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.