Question with strict answer
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.