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Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!