SATISFIED MAN

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Satisfied man due to woman´s breasts

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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!