WINTER IN REALITY

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Winter in reality

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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.