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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.