COMPUTER VS TABLET

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Computer vs tablet

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Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.